Max the Smoker - Unisex Character Design T-shirt

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Max who lived in a small town. Max was known for his love of smoking, and he could often be found lounging in the park with a cigarette in hand, dressed in his signature green shirt and shorts.

One day, while Max was enjoying his usual smoke break, he noticed something strange in the sky. A dark cloud was approaching, and it was unlike any cloud he had ever seen before. As it got closer, he realized that it was a massive storm cloud, heading straight for the town.

Max didn't hesitate for a second. He threw his cigarette to the ground and raced to the center of town, shouting for everyone to take cover. The villagers followed his lead, and soon, the entire town was huddled in safety, watching as the storm cloud bore down on them.

Just as the storm was about to hit, Max did something unexpected. He took a deep drag on his cigarette and exhaled a huge cloud of smoke into the air. To the villagers' amazement, the smoke mixed with the storm clouds and began to change their color. The once-dark clouds turned a bright, cheerful green, and the storm dissipated into a gentle rain.

The villagers cheered and thanked Max for saving them. They soon realized that the green smoke from Max's cigarette had actually neutralized the storm's energy, preventing it from causing any damage.

From that day on, Max was hailed as a hero. He had saved the town and the world with his love of smoking. Max continued to smoke and lounge in the park, but now he did it with a sense of pride and purpose.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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